Benign Benefactors of the Order of REAL

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Tuesday 26th August

Asi van Dit - Male Halfling Thief - Adrian McKinnon
Finn Finnegan - Male Halfling F/T - NPC
Flung Chow Wong - Male Human Monk (FW TF) - Ian Luxton
Halcyon - Female Priestess of Panadine - Matt Carr
Jack Rabbit - Male Halfling Thief - Darryl Sherwood
Mel Licious - Dwarf Psionicist - Steven Krijnen
Polly Ester - Female Human Bard - Andrew Earl
Ulotta Puck-off - Female Shield Maiden Parry-Fighter - Edwin Muir

DM - Jeff Clendon


Grand Ribrarian,
Funken Wagnal Temple,
Emerald City.

Dear Grand Ribrarian,

I have arrived safe-ry in Emerald City, these are my notes so far.

On ship I wake from deep shreep covered in sticky marmarade, it has been
a coupaw of weeks.

We are outside a city cawed "Spite Anti". There are half owves aw over
prace. Very nice prace.
We aw take shore reave and I see the Funken Ribrary there and see Grand
Ribrarian there also.

I have big probrem with member of party - Urota. She has sold out to Imags.
Reaw Bad!
She dressed aw in brack and parts of her body show that should be covered!
She have bad brack sword and croud of brack around head.
I am no happy with her being object of rust neither!

Urota go to shore with Imag scum. This is the rast we see of her, tank
Funken. Me think she is paying big price for new job.

Back on boat we destroy Imag shrine - good riddance.

We sail for days wiv no much happen.

We arrive Emerald City, very green and beautiful. The Grand Bassirica
is wonderfor.

I do two day's training and reave Bassirica ready for work.
I rearn of spell that tries to mix words in books. Very bad spell.
Ruckiry, we Funkens have automatic defensive spells that stop this
happening. Yay for Funken!

Bout now Halcyon and I want work, we are bored and need to find out about rife.

Ruckiry, Porry Ester come in and say "I have found work. Well-paid work."
The very nobaw and honorabaw 'Benign Benefactors of the Order of Real' (BBOR)
have troubaw with infiltrators and baddies".

"Great," I say. "We go to Reaw tempaw and meet contact. Reaw VERY honorabaw and rightious".

"Ummmm, hang on," say Porry. "Not THE Real temple, the ORDER of Real.
There is a distinction, but it is quite subtle. And the nuances are not worth
explaining considering the brief time constraints that we are currently under. But
they are quite honorable and just, you can rest assured."

"Oh," I repry, "If you say they are onerabaw, then I trust you Porry. Let
us get to work."

Our first job was to sign up with enemy Merchants Association (MA). we had
to discover the sneaky means of communication they used.

Mow Ricious "prayed reaw dumb" to get job. He succeed. Seemed to be reaw
dumb!

Me, Halcyon, and Mow Ricious sign up and meet with "Charrie". He nice man.

Charrie say there is threat from "Thieves' Guild (TG)", and that they are no
good. They are "evil rawress bunch" trying to extrort money!

Hang on...?
We work for BBOR - they 'good'.
Sign up with MA - they 'bad'.
Probrem with TG????
I confused.

First job for me is to work with Edward at hardware store. He also nice
man.

No probrems so far.

I reawy confused, I suppose we find out rater what is happening.

Your Humbaw servant,
Flung Chow Wong