Basted Militia in filo Parcels

Find 2 - 3 Militia.
Antagonise and bait until red.
Tenderize and place in a chilled place.

Get a large pot
peel 50 onions, brown and place on pot with tears from peeling.
find 3 rabbits, skin and swallow.
Get 1 gallon of beer.
Drink it.
Get cunin, sage chilli and garlic and put in pot with half a cow.
Chuck in some Vege cut in a Julian style.
cook slowly over a low flame for 4 hours.
Get 1 gallon of elven wine from the Roux valley.
Drink it.

1 bucket of flour
water and butter.

Spend 2 Hours making filo dough.

Swear a lot. Cuss Cuss Cuss.
prove the dough.
Get another rabibt and eat it, this time with the skin on - belch!

roll dough out thinly and cut into militia sized squares.

roll militia into filo parcels, leaving heads out and able to see.
sprinkle with sugar

carry parcels to guard-house.
Place gently in centre of the room.
Set fire to guardhouse.

Go home and eat the now gently cooked cow and vege - vege.

Dessert is optional....